Pick a Dick

Win Christmas with our magical metal straws. Each cheeky sip is one less piece of plastic in our oceans.  Plus, you don’t have to go to the shops!

Our donated unicorn schlongs are processed into magical metal straws with a unique rainbow patina. Just choose your favourite unicorn to get your hands on his business. Our team of Quality Assurance nymphs ensure product consistency across all of our otherworldly donors, so rest assured you’ll get the same perfect shaft no matter who you pick.