on all Aussie orders
- #304 food grade stainless steel
- Dishwasher safe
- Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
- Organic cotton sack included
ABOUT THE DONOR
The brains behind the enterprise, Dr Beau Kerfuffle is Chief Cocknology Officer (CCO) at UnicornCocks™.
His patented process for turning unicorn schlongs into reusable drinking straws for humans, is what allowed one vegan unicorn’s dream to become a reality.
His secrets have now become more coveted than the KFC herbs and spices, Walter White’s meth recipe, and Trump’s nuclear launch codes – combined.
An understandably secretive man, Dr Kerfuffle lives and works on his private Learjet, the Icarus – a craft that never touches the ground, being constantly refuelled mid-air.
He is hosting a holographic TED Talk on string theory and its applications in unicorn cross-dimensional breeding, next month.