Dr Beau Kerfuffle

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  • #304 food grade stainless steel
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
  • Organic cotton sack included



The brains behind the enterprise, Dr Beau Kerfuffle is Chief Cocknology Officer (CCO) at UnicornCocks.

His patented process for turning unicorn schlongs into reusable drinking straws for humans, is what allowed one vegan unicorn’s dream to become a reality. 

His secrets have now become more coveted than the KFC herbs and spices, Walter White’s meth recipe, and Trump’s nuclear launch codes – combined.  

An understandably secretive man, Dr Kerfuffle lives and works on his private Learjet, the Icarus – a craft that never touches the ground, being constantly refuelled mid-air.

He is hosting a holographic TED Talk on string theory and its applications in unicorn cross-dimensional breeding, next month.

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