Say ‘Merry Whatever You Reckon’ with a UnicornCocks™ Gift Card. The only present that’s unfuckuppable.
Other occasions include, but are not limited to:
- Birthdays
- Mother’s Day
- Guinea Pig Births
- Leaving gift for a beloved co-worker
- Leaving gift for a hated co-worker
- Father’s Day
- Mondays (am I right!?)
- Housewarmings
- International Unicorn Day (9th of April, look it up)
- Sympathies on you finally achieving your dream of opening a Blockbuster Video before realising that’s not a thing anymore and going rapidly out of business
- Guinea Pig Funerals
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