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PACKAGE FEATURES:
- #304 food grade stainless steel
- Dishwasher safe
- Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
- Organic cotton sack included
ABOUT THE DONOR
Valentine Walker II is a self-described post modern anarchist who claims ancestry to history’s most notorious pirate, one Edward “Blackbeard” Thatch.
At 18, after escaping the torment of a loving, bourgeoisie family, Valentine took to the high seas on a business class British Airways flight. He's been exploring his own philosophy of trust-fund socialism ever since.
After years of searching for his true purpose, Valentine met Rockefeller Jones in an Indian ashram, when their spirits merged during a group meditation exercise. Despite the inherent challenges of their dual vows of silence, Valentine came to understand that UnicornCocks™ was his calling.
Valentine Walker II is now lead scout and recruiter for UnicornCocks™, travelling the world to find new donors and his “bliss”.