FYI we’re getting slammed with fan mail right now, but we’ve always got time for a chat. Especially if it’s about our cocks.
Let’s get weird.
If your WTF can’t wait, we’ve revealed some mysteries of the universe on our SHIPPING, RETURNS & EXCHANGES and FAQs pages.
If we’ve pissed you off somehow, that’s probably one of the centaurs’ fault. Write us an angry email at firstname.lastname@example.org
We’ll reply sooner if you use all caps and hit the keys really hard, so go nuts. Bonus points for aggressive gifs.
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ARANA HILLS QLD 4054