FYI we’re getting slammed with fan mail right now, but we’ve always got time for a chat. Especially if it’s about our cocks.
Let’s get weird.
If we’ve pissed you off somehow, that’s probably one of the centaurs’ fault. Write us an angry email at firstname.lastname@example.org
We’ll reply sooner if you use all caps and hit the keys really hard, so go nuts. Bonus points for aggressive gifs.
Post all dick picks to:
PO Box 313
ARANA HILLS QLD 4054