WTF is this?


We’re a proud collective of environmentally conscious mythical creatures that have come together to help tackle our planet’s growing plastics problem.

When detached and dried, the unicorn penis naturally forms into a hard, narrow cylinder. Much like a metal straw. We realised that our magical members could be repurposed to make plastic straws a thing of the past, and keep your mouth socially distanced from wild urban glassware.

Our donor program collects cocks from unicorns all over the world - packed and shipped to provide farm fresh 100% pure dick, right to your door. 

We hope you enjoy your UnicornCock™, knowing that each suck is one step closer to a plastic-free earth.