Ulysses Boriello

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  • Regular price $30.00
Tax included.


  • #304 food grade stainless steel
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
  • Organic cotton sack included



Ulysses Boriello is a “business man” and knows a good thing when he sees it. Forty years of wheeling, dealing and sometimes stealing, has honed his business sense to a razor’s edge. 

In fact, a razor’s edge has been used in a lot of his deals.

Initially joining UnicornCocks as part of his US Government-mandated community service for crimes including extortion, money laundering and eating tuna in an open plan office, Ulysses has since become a devoted member of the team – tirelessly managing international donors in Sicily, Russia, Chechnya and North Korea. 

If you find an unexpected package within your UnicornCocks™ shipment, kindly leave it on your doorstep, and Ulysses’ friendly staff will stop by to collect it in an unmarked black SUV. Do not look them in the eye.