- #304 food grade stainless steel
- Dishwasher safe
- Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
- Organic cotton sack included
ABOUT THE DONOR
Ulysses Boriello is a “business man” and knows a good thing when he sees it. Forty years of wheeling, dealing and sometimes stealing, has honed his business sense to a razor’s edge.
In fact, a razor’s edge has been used in a lot of his deals.
Initially joining UnicornCocks™ as part of his US Government-mandated community service for crimes including extortion, money laundering and eating tuna in an open plan office, Ulysses has since become a devoted member of the team – tirelessly managing international donors in Sicily, Russia, Chechnya and North Korea.
If you find an unexpected package within your UnicornCocks™ shipment, kindly leave it on your doorstep, and Ulysses’ friendly staff will stop by to collect it in an unmarked black SUV. Do not look them in the eye.