Valentine Walker II

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  • Regular price $19.99
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  • #304 food grade stainless steel
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Cleaning brush included (100% unicorn pubes)
  • Organic cotton sack included



Valentine Walker II is a self-described post modern anarchist who claims ancestry to history’s most notorious pirate, one Edward “Blackbeard” Thatch.

At 18, after escaping the torment of a loving, bourgeoisie family, Valentine took to the high seas on a business class British Airways flight. He's been exploring his own philosophy of trust-fund socialism ever since.

After years of searching for his true purpose, Valentine met Rockefeller Jones in an Indian ashram, when their spirits merged during a group meditation exercise. Despite the inherent challenges of their dual vows of silence, Valentine came to understand that UnicornCocks™ was his calling. 

Valentine Walker II is now lead scout and recruiter for UnicornCocks, travelling the world to find new donors and his “bliss”.

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